When you’re traveling to Venice, Italy. You come to the beautiful, world-renowned Piazza San Marco. You have to get a picture, right? So you ask some random to take a photo for you. You know it has to be perfect in one shot (because you’re not about to be like, “Oh wait, I don’t look that cute. Can you retake it?”). Hair’s good, no wardrobe malfunctions, ok, we’re good. You’re smiling, she hits the correct button, and BAM. PIGEON IN YOUR FACE.